silversora:

Allergies are weird as heck. You can snap a humans leg in half and they can recover but if you eat this peanut u dead

professor-giggles:

Sometimes Im like

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but other times Im like

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rebuy:

i hope flip phones make a comeback in 2015 


killagouge:

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We go from microwaving ice cream scoops to this

kyary:

when youre very proud of yourself

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heismandiego:

this nigga had so many angles. who directed this video lmao

(Source: usherwordz)

dejacoendou:

hey-doesnt-he-rap:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

now we’re asking the real questions

As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.

(Source: chicken-nuggets-galore)

rosaparking:

babies need to shut the fuck up and get a job